Holy Cow

Bearing in mind i opted for thick and creamy as opposed to low-fat yoghourt, remind me to make it a point to sleep early so i can go have a jog at 6 in the morning tomorrow. I've come to believe with reasonable assurance that i am going to get fat in Australia.

Like, overweight. The dairy products here are just too good. Seriously. Just had to be awesome cows here. Not fruits, or vegetables. Even chickens would've done because chicken unlike beef isn't a red meat and it's not like i'm going to eat eggs all day, is it. No. Just had to have awesome cows. And with that comes the best beef in the world and everything made from cows milk; none of which could be very healthy given they taste as good as they do.

Oh well. I heard a very interesting theory today.

It's ok to eat beef in Australia because i doubt Lord Shiva will be reincarnated as a cow here. The cows here aren't holy. It's only the India cows you need to worry about...


i like that one a lot mind you... :D